Scrambled alarm clocks and bacon
[episode 16]
Sung by Oliver Ostrich


I'm an ostrich who knows what he likes.
If you don't think I am, you're mistaken.
My favorite dish is divinely delicious
It's scrambled alarm clocks and bacon.

Sane ostriches go in for dainties
Like hot water bottles and socks.
They rave about lamp shades and door knobs
But stick up their noses at clocks.

I've tried everything in the cook books
And of all of the food I've partaken
there's nothing so yummy or good for the tummy
As scrambled alarm clocks and bacon.

Just follow my simplified diet
For peaceful, contented insides.
Alarm clocks will stifle your hunger
And call you for dinner besides!

You can set all the clocks that you eat
For the next time you wish to awaken
And when they start clangin'
You're up with a bang
An' it's scrambled alarm clocks and bacon.

...Strike me pink...dear scrambled alarm clocks and bacon.



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